Surprise surprise

What the what
-please please full view it
-the title, huh, i just can't think of a perfect one
-alternative titles: "who do you love", "surprise surprise"
-the humorous category- because it made me LOL while i created it
-like a reporter coming to interview a successful guy, or a secretary taking notes, and the guy posing for some magazine, suddenly proposing to her, like WHAT THE F*** the woman thinks, and the painting of himself on the wall, romantic self-lover, i can't spell "narcissist"... blah blah
anyway..
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and the stock is:
=cookiekitty-stock
*FantasyStock
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~WolfC-Stock
`lockstock

edit: changed title to Surprise surprise